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The Old Mushroom Farm
Apr 25
3 min read

The Old Mushroom Farm is

rus-tic adj \rəs-tik\

1: of, relating to, or suitable for the country : rural (rustic rolling farmland)

2: made of the rough limbs of trees (rustic furniture)

3: characteristic of or resembling country people (lacking in social graces or polish)

4: appropriate to the country (as in plainness or sturdiness) ie: heavy rustic boots

To prepare you for your stay with us at The Old Mushroom Farm, we've written

An Ode to Low Expectations.

BnB's that offer matching beige decor, air conditioning, tarred driveways, and DSTV are a click away. In fact you can book one right now at www.k*k-boring-hotel.co.za

Here at The Old Mushroom Farm we take a more rustic approach.

We think it's far more interesting.

There are a few things we take seriously, like comfy beds with crisp clean 100% cotton bedding. But if you're looking for a hedge-clipped country estate, 24 hour concierge, high-speed wifi, and electric fences there are plenty of lovely options in the area. (If you don't want your white sneakers to touch the soil, this isn't going to work out).

EXPECT:

* The occasional ladybugs landing on your pillow.

* A friendly dog greeting on arrival.

* Dirt road driveway (that gets muddy when it rains).

* Interesting architecture and repurposed farm buildings (not all windows were designed for curtains).

* Fresh air and wide open spaces.

Why on earth do people want to come here?:

– A down to earth, friendly atmosphere.

– No traffic.

– Surrounded by peaceful farmland.

– Your dog can come too.

– A million stars.

– You get to fill your basket with seasonal veggies in the Community Food Garden

– Great coffee, eateries and events on your doorstep.

– A walking trail on site, with hiking and MTB trails just beyond.

– The experience of staying in an old mushroom growing tunnel.

– The kids play area has a trampoline, water slide, mini zip-line, and climbing logs.

– A whole farm to explore with interesting architecture, and artisan shops.

– The Karkloof Farmers Market is at the farm next door on Saturdays

– No cell reception (yes, thats a perk to some).

– We're just a 10 minute drive from Howick.

– Start your Midlands Meander route from here.

Everything you’ve heard is true, there is zero cell reception, our wifi can be average at times, and there are no televisions.

If you’re the type of person who wants to get your bike dirty, cozy up by the fire or wake up to stunning views we believe you will enjoy your stay at The Old Mushroom Farm.

If you’re still reading this, you might be thinking that we might, in fact, be your type. Which means you’re probably our type of guest. (Howzit). The Old Mushroom Farm is the easygoing, quirky farm-stay you've been looking for.

See you soon!

Come and stay with us for the school holidays! Choose an accommodation option that suits you best.
If you're not ready for a long term commitment, visit us for the day
Or take things slow- attend a workshop, theatre performance or live music event.